A Proper Introduction

Boo!

Ha ha. I bet you weren't expecting that.

Who am I? Who am I? Who are you to ask me such a ridiculous question?! I am Ganondora Dragmire, the Queen of Evil, that's who!

Oh, you've never heard of such a person? That's absurd! Well, not really. I'm not shocked at all.

See, I prefer to take a bow in the shadows, and let the man with the power have the spotlight. You already know all about me and the work I do, you've just never given me a name. Now, it's my time to shine.

All those trapped sages, dungeons preventing Link from obtaining important items, like silver arrows, are all the king's master mind plans perfectly made reality by yours truly. And all those monsters? Trained by their queen. Trust me, not all of them are model pupils, but when the hero is rushing at your doorstep you throw all you've got at him, even the ones who have never picked up a weapon.

So, like I said, you've heard of me.

And I bet you're wondering where I'm living at. Well, there's really no point in telling you, and I couldn't tell you if I wanted to anyway. Am I living in a cave with Wi-Fi? Am I living next door to you? How about in a high rise apartment? Condominium? Just kidding, I don't know what that is, but the word is fun to say. I'll just pretend I still live in that glorious tower Ganondorf had to collapse because of the Hero of Time.

But, let's just say, I started out as a rookie, just like everyone else.

I've told you enough for now. Good riddance.